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#84 Sealed For Your Protection

https://lobstersandbox.blogspot.com/2009/09/84-sealed-for-your-protection.html
Hey, look at this. (sealed for your protection) Yeah, they put those on bottles to keep people from slipping poison into them. So? So it's drain cleaner. What could they possibly put in there that would be worse? High-fructose corn syrup?

DISCLAIMER: Just kidding about the HFCS. Ha ha. Everyone knows it's perfectly harmless and made using only pure and natural things like corn, D-xylose ketol isomerase and people. No, wait. Not people. What's that other thing? Love. Yeah, that's it. Corn, D-xylose ketol isomerase and love. No people. Honest.




 


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